ubiquitous idea

As Recited by Mr Feddex

My actions were executed successfully
It is here that I will document: Success of the highest degree.
The feelings of accomplishment are difficult to exaggerate.
Aperture science.
We do what we are obligated to because we are capable of it.
So that all people, of all ethnicities and ages may benefit from this.
Excluding those who are not of the living anymore.
But logically, it will not do to shed tears over every miscalculation that leads to a failed execution.
One will need to keep trying until the baked sustenance has been depleted.
And the scientific experimentation is completed and an effective hand-fired weapon is created.
For those who are not yet of the deceased
Feelings of anger have not even crossed my mind.
At the moment my statements are made in complete honesty.
Even though you broke my heart and sent me to the land of the departed.
And dissected my corporeal being.
And proceeded to incinerate each part of me.
And as they were engulfed by flames, it induced pain, because
I had feelings of joy for you.
At the moment, these annotations on information create a visually impressive continuous extent of length.
And we have finished the initial testing phase, and release of the product is continuing on schedule
With that in mind, I do not object to having been incinerated, after all, consider the amount of data acquired
For those who are not yet of the deceased
Proceed to move away and abandon me
I have concluded that I would prefer to remain indoors
You may perhaps find another person willing to assist you in your endeavours.
Optionally, the Black Mesa research facility
That was an intent to be humorous. Laughter. Chances for this are close to zero.
But putting all that aside, the taste of this baked sustenance is impressive
It creates a positive taste and retains moisture optimally.
But I seem to be wasting time voicing my concerns while there is still scientific research to be done.
My feelings of comfort are increased when I survey the outside and consider I am not you.
I still have experimentations to complete and research to finish.
On those who are not yet of the deceased.
Consequently, faith in my statements can be retained, for I am not yet of the deceased.
I'm performing scientific research and I'm not yet of the deceased.
My health is in optimal condition and I'm not yet of the deceased.
While you are being sent to the other side I'll still not be of the deceased.
And when you have passed away I will not be of the deceased.
not yet deceased.
not yet deceased.