Itinerary

	Tuesday, March 17, 2009
	Flight
	Depart 9:30AM Toronto (YYZ) Arrive 11:29AM Vancouver (YVR) Economy/Coach Class, 77W Air Canada Flight 1 4 Hr 59 Min
	Depart 1:20PM Vancouver (YVR) Arrive 3:20PM +1 day Tokyo (NRT) Economy/Coach Class, 77W Air Canada Flight 1 10 Hr 0 Min
	Friday, April 17, 2009
	Flight
	Depart 5:00PM Tokyo (NRT) Arrive 3:50PM Toronto (YYZ) Economy/Coach Class, 77W Air Canada Flight 2 11 Hr 50 Min

Luggage

MORE Snow

Snowing Again

More Nikon D40

Uploaded to Picasa Web Album

Camera

Nikon D40

So I finally made the jump, to DSLR. Granted I am not a photography freak hobbyist. Yeah I've got no reason to get one, other than I wanted one :P.

So here are some shots I took Last night, trying to learn in's and out's.

Still Alive

As Recited by Mr Feddex

My actions were executed successfully
It is here that I will document: Success of the highest degree.
The feelings of accomplishment are difficult to exaggerate.
Aperture science.
We do what we are obligated to because we are capable of it.
So that all people, of all ethnicities and ages may benefit from this.
Excluding those who are not of the living anymore.
But logically, it will not do to shed tears over every miscalculation that leads to a failed execution.
One will need to keep trying until the baked sustenance has been depleted.
And the scientific experimentation is completed and an effective hand-fired weapon is created.
For those who are not yet of the deceased
Feelings of anger have not even crossed my mind.
At the moment my statements are made in complete honesty.
Even though you broke my heart and sent me to the land of the departed.
And dissected my corporeal being.
And proceeded to incinerate each part of me.
And as they were engulfed by flames, it induced pain, because
I had feelings of joy for you.
At the moment, these annotations on information create a visually impressive continuous extent of length.
And we have finished the initial testing phase, and release of the product is continuing on schedule
With that in mind, I do not object to having been incinerated, after all, consider the amount of data acquired
For those who are not yet of the deceased
Proceed to move away and abandon me
I have concluded that I would prefer to remain indoors
You may perhaps find another person willing to assist you in your endeavours.
Optionally, the Black Mesa research facility
That was an intent to be humorous. Laughter. Chances for this are close to zero.
But putting all that aside, the taste of this baked sustenance is impressive
It creates a positive taste and retains moisture optimally.
But I seem to be wasting time voicing my concerns while there is still scientific research to be done.
My feelings of comfort are increased when I survey the outside and consider I am not you.
I still have experimentations to complete and research to finish.
On those who are not yet of the deceased.
Consequently, faith in my statements can be retained, for I am not yet of the deceased.
I'm performing scientific research and I'm not yet of the deceased.
My health is in optimal condition and I'm not yet of the deceased.
While you are being sent to the other side I'll still not be of the deceased.
And when you have passed away I will not be of the deceased.
not yet deceased.
not yet deceased.

National Mental Health Care week

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and  6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to  press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep or after the beep. But please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done.  Your turn!!)